Driving Adventure

No words can adequately describe this amazing transition into the world of the unknown. Basically, it goes back in time to when one could drive places just for fun and not worry. It's to drive to various unknown locations and possibly get lost for fun.

Dude: "I live in the suburbs and I'm so bored, what should I do?"
Other Dude: "Dude, let's go on a driving adventure, I saw this road I've never driven on and we might get lost."
Dude: "That's freaking legit, I'm down."

by Sake酒 March 13, 2009

Driving the Subaru

Someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a sexual transmitted infection (or an STI...which is also a Subaru model).

"Why didn't you get that girl's number?"

"She's drinking a club soda and doesn't have a car, so she's probably driving the Subaru".

or

"I saw the doctor about that itch, looks like I'll be driving the Subaru for a few weeks"

by johndoeaa July 21, 2009

Driving Stick

A handjob that occurs while driving a vehicle

"Even with an automatic transmission Jacob still enjoyed driving stick"

by lordjubs January 2, 2017

City Driving

Six lanes one way, you need in the be in the far right lane, you are in the lane next to that. How do you get to this lane? You shoot to the lane to your left, cut back into your lane, then move three lanes to the left one to the right, then to the far left lane, and then cut straight across to the far right lane and take your exit.

Mike: Dude, I hate people with Civics and their City Driving.

by XenomanX January 8, 2009

texting and driving

Pure stupidity, leads to another branch of distracted driving and causes car accidents which leads to major injuries and even death.

Sally was caught texting and driving a little to late, she got distracted, which then caused a head on collision.

by boomiplaycclarinet September 3, 2016

driving the bus

Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.

Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.

by Albin Pahernik September 20, 2005

Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone

The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

by dogstar May 5, 2009