arctic drilling

when you're having sex with a girl who typically has an ice cold (ie. ice queen) personality in real life.

"you know that girl at work who i talk to but really doesn't give a shit about me or you"
"ya...i know jessica."
"ya well i had todo a project with her and we got drunk and i started arctic drilling her"
"....no way....your dick must be frozen...."
"...it is"

by woodsyy January 10, 2010

Offshore Drilling

the act of engaging in sexual activities on a boat

Senator, it appears you have changed your position on Offshore Drilling - Howell Heflin

by eatthekidsfirst July 7, 2018

1 pound of dangling fury

1. The average weight of a black man's frontal package.
2. Having a penis so large that it weighs a pound or more while being soft.
3. phrase made popular by Jon in Survivor Pearl Islands to cover up for his personal Inadequacy.

Come on baby, suck on my pound of dangling fury.

by RJ B June 25, 2006

Oil-drilling

When someone diarrheas on a man's penis and he uses it at lubricant to fuck them, either anally or vaginally.

"I still can't believe you wanted to try Oil-drilling last night! What if you caught my flu?!"

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Oil Drilling

When in the act of anal intercourse, the woman profusely defecates over the mans genitals after it falls out of the woman's genitalia.

Damn man, I was Oil Drilling Sarah so badly that I had to take 3 showers to get the smell of her shit off my dick.

by Stu Feiner October 21, 2020

Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE

Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??

Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

Maddam:
OH FUCK

Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!

Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE

Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH

Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????

by erectism January 10, 2008

Pringling

The act of stacking poker chips similar to how Pringles potato chips are stacked.

After I won the hand, I was Pringling all my new poker chips.

by SpankyHamm June 19, 2013