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Butthole dreads

Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.
by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018
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dreaded dreams

to remember a dream you had and question how your subconscious got there. usually accompanied by either disgust, shock or disbelief.
"did i talk in my sleep?"
"Yeah you mumbled some about Mrs Gilley being superhot and nice. Mrs Gilley is the least popular teacher. Then you asked your mom if you can go to prom with her"
"Fuck. I had one of those dreaded dreams."
by Krkič August 12, 2019
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fat dread

when yo dread fat
“what type of Ahh dreads do i have sir?”
“Thou have the Fat dread Mate.”
“Sir yes sir!”
by bruh163836 February 23, 2024
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DREAD

Josh "why are you being dread"meaning:-how can you be so nasty.
Stop being so dread.
Why you going on so dread.
Why are you acting so dread.
by anonymous February 13, 2021
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dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.
"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."
by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008
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Sleepy dread

A Folk Tale out of Reading, Pa attached to a boy An outta this world extraterrestrial that transforms into many things such as your dreams , a teddy bear , a person or a sport.. don’t let sleepy dread fool you!!!
It’s used to extract your mind and force you into evil deeds and scare the living poop outta you sleepy dread is a scary person
by Sleepy dread October 26, 2022
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Dreaded Cornice

A teenage boy with eyes like a hungry tiger. He prays on girls with fake tans and huge boobs. He will play for a basketball team. Also has a lemony personality that fits the shape of his head. He will be defined in Dragon Dictation as Dreaded Cornice and after 6 months, will cut his long hair and hit puberty
So i really like **** ******..
Dragon Dictation: so i really like Dreaded Cornice...
by Dreadthecornice November 28, 2011
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