Skip to main content

tracky dacks

Tracksuit pants. The lower half of a tracksuit. Often worn in Australia instead of shorts, trousers, jeans, skirts, dresses, slacks, etc, because they are comfortable. Acceptable attire amongst family, friends and neighbours (everybody loves good nieghbours). A derisive term when applied to strangers.
"I don't care how muuch you paid for your jeans, only fat cunts would wear their 'tracky dacks' in public!"
by ztv November 12, 2005
mugGet the tracky dacks mug.

dickscratch

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.
Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.
by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009
mugGet the dickscratch mug.

Musical Dicks

When a woman switchs between various male sexual partners quickly with little or no thought.
Jen was fucking Bill then she fucked Brian and now shes fuckin Bill again. Shes totally playing Musical Dicks with those two.
by Dukes parkway February 25, 2009
mugGet the Musical Dicks mug.
To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
by Glizzy G December 16, 2008
mugGet the as tired as a bag of beat dicks mug.

Chocolate Dickshake

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.
"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"
by JadedCowgirl79 January 28, 2009
mugGet the Chocolate Dickshake mug.

Law of dicks

Law used when trying to estimate how many "dicks" the average girl (not a cum dumpster) has been with. To properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 dicks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. When rounding is needed, always round up.

(Age - 17) / 3 * 1.5 = # of Dicks (always round up)
Matt: I just started dating this new girl
Joe: How old is she - how is the law of dicks looking?
Matt: She is 28 so I bet she is at 6 dicks
Joe: Not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.
by nunzio19 October 5, 2009
mugGet the Law of dicks mug.
Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.
He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.
by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004
mugGet the happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email