Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.

Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."

by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008

Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

deep sea diving

To go down on a woman (give her oral sex).

I went deep sea diving last night.

by Pete November 10, 2004

pube diving

Pube Diving, also known as P-Diving. The act of eating out a female with tremendous amounts of excess pubic hair. May result in foaming at the mouth of the P-Diverif necessary sanitary precautions are not taken by the female.

Guy One: Yo you will never believe this...Fabio was Pube Diving on Lola last night!

Guy Two: Ewww what a P-Diver! That broad does NOT clean up well. That explains the foaming at the mouth.

Guy One: Yea, and the "floss" stuck in his teeth.

by Venezia November 8, 2006

disinterested

Unprejudiced. Often misused to mean uninterested.

A good jury is disinterested.

by El Driftwood September 3, 2006

disintegration

The Cure's best album and one of there best tracks, also one the best albums ever made.

The cures best album is disintegration

by mastin April 10, 2006

divine intervention

The belief that a heavenly being will interfere in human situations so bad that nothing but an act of God could change the outcome for the better.

Now, the Browns winning the SuperBowl - that would take some <i>serious</i> divine intervention.

by LittleNuccio July 21, 2005