Disturbating

When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.

Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."

Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.

Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?

Guy 1: What the fuck is that?

by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021

Disturbation

The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.

Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.

by Entry101 December 10, 2022

Disturbed

To be crazy,mental etc. and who you often don't know what there going to do next.
and are sometimes dangerous to be around if they are a psychopath.
Also someone who gets mentally unbalanced from having there dick sucked. For example, If they are a christian fundamentalist etc.

He's disturbed.

by judge dredd7 October 30, 2012

Team Disturbia

The greatest team ever. An amazing group that does good and has fun.

also know as "team kick a**"

Wow that Team Disturbia is the best!

by too sweet c sweet. February 15, 2009

Disturbed

Not the "greatest metal band ever", not the greatest band today, but just a good, harmless, mainstream-ish hard rock/ metal band. Most non-fans think that they are Disturbed fans because they like Down With The Sickness, which is a good song but not their best at all. Some songs are good, but the average listener (i.e. not a Disturbed fanboy) should not listen to a whole album in one sitting because if done, the songs will sound the same, thus ruining the experience of the album. Definitely kicks Slipknot's ass though.

Mainstream man: Dood, I luv that song Down With the Sickness, that song is tizight
Fan 1: Really, listen to Ten Thousand Fists, such a better song by Disturbed.

by bypatient June 21, 2008

Disturbed

Awesome Band, and gave a freakin awesome, concert on December 22nd in Madison Wisconsin.. anyone who wasn't there should kick themselves if they had a chance.

PoLLo: Hey i'm going to see Disturbed in Madison, you should come too!
Malak: I can't 'cause I don't want to drive that far, and I'm Dumb.

by PoLLo_Loco December 31, 2008

Mentally Disturbed Llama

Sean

Sean, a mentally disturbed llama

by seanthellama December 26, 2019