Dingus

The proud weighty member in a state none other than semi-erect. Girth, Length, and Vessel Grouping are highly desirable features according to Dingus historians. ("The evolution of the Dingus" Circa 2001)

Dingus demands respect.

by Dirk Dingus June 4, 2009

Dingus

it has infinite meanings applicable to a host of social situations. However, usually it is in reference to the male genitalia.

Yeah I took her to see the legend of bagger vance and she totally touched my dingus.

by Dr.Steve Brule March 28, 2011

dingus

1. A gadget or tool whose name has been forgotten.
2. A stupid person

"Remember that stupid guy from the party that was such a tool? I forget his name..."
"pete?"
"yeah, Pete... man, what a dingus!"

by EvanTM January 14, 2008

Dingus

The male organ

She sucked his dingus a looooong time!

by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

Dingus

A big dumbass trying to be smart
If u dont like my definition then ur a dingus

This stupid dingus just keeps bugging me

by Bob the word guy February 13, 2018

Dingus Dongus

adjective
1.
A term thrown at someone to insult the person. Dongus and dingus can be used separately, but together they're a super powered insult that can destroy a person's career.

"Marco you Dingus Dongus"
*Marco fucking dies*

by Styllie November 27, 2018

Dingus Khan

The rarely-awarded name for a powerful and monstrous dingus, a.k.a. penis. The Dingus Khan lives the life of a conqueror by giving women insurmountable pleasure and conquering their vaginas.

"So Hames12, did you hook up with that girl from the bar?"

-"Hell yeah, I conquered her with the Dingus Khan!"

by Hames12 November 2, 2009