Dingle Beardy

When you shit on someone's face and rub your hairy ass in it. Then some of your Dingle Berries get stuck on their face.

It is better if you had tacos the day before.

Dude 1: You won't believe what my girl let me do last night.
Dude 2: What was is bro?
Dude 1: I gave her a hardcore DINGLE BEARDY!
Dude 2: Wow man, you are fucked, but she sounds awesome! Let me in on that skank!
Dude 1: Fa sho Brosef

by thebrosef4life August 8, 2011

jingle my dingle

floats my boat.
tickles my pickle.

you get the idea.

Ariel: do you wanna go to the mall?
Jackie: oh gurl you know it!
Athena: can we bring nanners?
Audrey: that would certainly jingle my dingle.

by audreypawdrey March 8, 2009

Quandale Dingle

A action done by 2 gay black men in bed which results in one of them in the hospital

guy 1-"hey bro wanna do the quandale dingle?"

guy 2-"yes bro i've been waiting all day for you to ask me"

by Quantavious Bingle March 8, 2022

Dingle Dongle Dingle

The so-called 'scientific name' for a male penis.

Hey Anthony, did Claudia see your dingle dongle dingle?

by CarbonatedToast August 12, 2016

Dingle Brownie

A more advanced form of a dingle berry.

Any mass of dried fecal matter clinging to the hairs surrounging the anus.

A cake-like substance not intended for human consumption. Is often found on the ass of obese truck drivers who suffer from cabbage ass.

Man, I thought dingle brownies were a breakfast cereal. I was so wrong. Now I know that they are just the nasty, half-digested leftovers from that truck stop burrito.

by bobby February 3, 2004

dingle root

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.

My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!

by Gshat April 2, 2017

dingle

a penis.

chris barrett has no dingle.

by sam spearr October 1, 2009