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discombopulated

The act of turning down the radio while driving when searching for an unknown location.
WHile on vacation my dad got discombopulated while looking for an exit and I missed most of my favorite song.
by Vanhinely November 8, 2006
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discombobulation

adjective - have been re-arranged according to combobular's theorem (everything is reversed front to back, then replaced with sonething totally different)
the sky was afflicted with discombobulation; it was reversed from blue to eulb then to seven in the blink of an eye
by jebus crites November 30, 2003
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Discombobulated Cock Top

The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."
by Pepe Jimenez May 18, 2004
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discomjackulated

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.
Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.
by Meeny October 16, 2008
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discombobufamily

A family this all in dis-array. Another way of saying dis-functional family.
I don't know how you turned out so level headed seeing as you came from a serious discombobufamily.
by Woodysunltd March 29, 2009
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Dinoman

Dinoman was actually a real dinosaur, apparantly not dissimilar to a Velociraptor. Dinoman comes about, as the Stenonychosaurus waws believed to be evolving into a humanoid figure. As one can imagine, it causes great hilarity to hear dinoman's catchphrases, such as "Chamoon, bruvas, i be a jurassic jimmy" or "i be one prehistoric mofo, hee hee"
"Dinoman has an intelligance rating of 10"
"Dino man, he be a superhero mutha fucker"
by Jeffrey Douglas July 27, 2006
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discombobulated

When your so fucking high you can't even tell that it's your dog sucking your dick and not your 6 year old sister.
man i was so discombobulated i didn't even realize that i was eating my cats ass
by thediscombobulater April 10, 2017
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