squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 09, 2017

done dog diddly done

A phrase similar to destroyed , ruined , wrecked, gg'd. Simply put, the "thing" the phrase is being directed to simply means it's done.

"look at this misses throwing up on george street, she's fucking done dog diddly done deaded

by supremelobsterr April 10, 2018

Diddly Bop

A Diddly Bop is a person or animal that has a crooked tooth or teeth sticking out of their mouth.

Someone: "Hey, Diddly Bop what'cha up to this fine evening?"

Diddly Bop: "Oh Nothing, just waxing my toe hairs!"
(Heavy country accent)

by Pungy7 April 26, 2023

Diddly doods

The little springs and parts of a break drum, on an '84 merc Marquis

"Ah, gotta wake up tomorrow and work on my diddly doods"

by CaptinDucky August 06, 2008

Diddly possing

Being so buzzing that you start to talk without reason or meaning.

"Dude josh was so fucked last night I swear he was diddly possing all night"

by Skinceclayton February 21, 2014

diddly-dees

The traditional Scottish music people

- Come to save me from marking! And the diddly-dees.
- And the what?
- The diddly-dees! The traditional Scottish music people. My only mates since you quit the scene.
/ "ЕрThеe Nest" series

by Anna_TS April 22, 2020

shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 09, 2021