Diddle Tatter

Diddle Tatter (noun) - Fake. Simply any possible form of fake is known as a Diddle Tatter.

Person A "Man I hate those make money fast pop ups."
Person B "Yeah for real, they are so Diddle Tatter."

by gingerstick29 March 23, 2011

Diddle fish

An old lady, usually Jewish and retired but not in a retirement community, frequenting public areas.

She's a diddle fish.

by jibbleblibble April 4, 2010

poof-diddle

Small, round pieces of fuzz that come off of clothing and other cloth objects.

The shirt has been worn so much that it is now covered in poof-diddles.

by Gretchy-poo May 17, 2010

diddle-li-dih

'break', 'run', 'passage' or 'hook' in popular music, usually less than two minutes

guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!

eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!

that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!

by michael foolsley August 10, 2010

Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde March 7, 2012

Diddle

Usually the tiny Dick of a midget or elf

Yo man That Diddle messed up my ass

by ALASTOR666 January 18, 2020

Diddle doo

Small bent penis

Do not go for him he has a diddle doo

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020