Detention

When teachers don’t know where the fuck to put students after they do something wrong

Dude, I just got detention
What for?
Calling my teacher a dumbfuck after she couldn’t answer my question.
How long are you in for?
Three days.
OOF

by ScrewMyLife March 1, 2020

Defected

Meaning to be deformed and infected/Discusting

Chrissy is so fat and Defected

by XpDVio February 25, 2009

detest

To have a strong dislike or feeling of hate towards something, be it an action, person, or thing.

I detest studying--it makes me so tired and bored.

Some people detest me just because I win everything.

by Kairi Mi September 6, 2006

detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza

Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"

by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017

detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.

person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk

by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019

Detective Danti

The best detective in the world, capable of solving any crime.

Hey did you hear? Detective Danti solved who found the cookie in the cookie jar.

by Best Detective November 10, 2020

Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.

Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow

by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022