She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025
Get the desperate to be offended mug.When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.
It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"
"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 4, 2013
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A guy who will go from girl to girl and not even care. He will say he loves her a lot and make her feel happy then he blows her off and says he likes a another girl, and sometimes he will go back to the same girl. And girls are all he cares about! Also when he's not dating anyone he will find a way to date someone by telling them he loves them and making them feel happy! Then they will date and he'll break up with them like right after! So ladies if someone says they love you and then you start noticing that there not talking to you as much or their kinda ignoring you just save your self the trouble and dump them because no one should ever have to go through that!!! Leave those dumb girl desperate lovers alone!!!
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Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"
Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"
Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"
Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"
by A girl who's went through this April 29, 2016
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Get the Internet Desperate mug.girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."
by unknown to him... October 21, 2018
Get the devin desperate mug.When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.
by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021
Get the Doris Desperate mug.When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.
we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.
by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021
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