derp

a phrase used when someone makes a mistake, or says or does something stupid or ridiculous.

shannon: i wonder what frozen ice cream tastes like... ?

peta: derp

by A+inprocrastination November 28, 2011

Derp

The First Real and proper definition for "Derp" Was basically just a response for if something or someone did something so utterly retarded or screwy, You literally have nothing else to say, Derp is what you say when you have nothing to say.

Your friend super glued a pencil to his shirt so he wouldn't lose it.

You say, "....Derp"

by Founder Of Derp (really!) December 14, 2010

Derp

1- An expression of disdain towards an obvious joke, usually something having to do with slapstick or foolish behavior.

2- To describe a foolish or clumsy individual. One who is blissfully ignorant or unaware of their surroundings.

3- To do something foolish, clumsy, or silly.

1)
Movie Character- "Oh man, I accidentally put laxatives in the Principal's coffee!"

Movie Theater Patron- "DERP!"

2)
John- "Lauren was bringing in the birthday cake, but she couldn't see where she was going so she knocked the houseplant over"

Kelly - "Yeah, she means well, but she's pretty derpy sometimes"

3)
Walt- "I think my favorite Disney character is Goofy. He was derpin' before derp was even a word"

by Max Harley October 10, 2012

derp-derp

A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.

E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"

Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?

by Boston Terrierist May 10, 2009

derks

fat thighs

"she spread her derks for me"
"my derks are chaffing"

by Amy--G February 22, 2009

be-derp

1) A loud interjection used to express a sensual desire

2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.

Person 1: "BE-DERP! BE-DERP! YAAA BOI!!!"
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.

by sKiTtleZ-TastingDeRainbow January 13, 2008

Deppster

One of the nicknames gave to the hottest celebrity ever...known as Johnny Depp

Add ons....Oprah Noodlemantra...Nicknames basicly!

by Nicolopolis October 16, 2003