deez numbs

why me and my deez

that's why your momma dead, dead as hell, what shoes was she wearing

she was indeed wearing deez numbs

by irene rav January 24, 2022

Deez Nutz!

These Nuts!

Person 1: You want these?
Person 2: These? What?
Person 1: Deez Nutz! Ha, got ya!

by Lors April 20, 2015

Deez Nuts

1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call.
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots

Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM

by 😎awesomeness 😎 October 9, 2015

deez nutz

A colloquial spike-strip engineered to derail coherent discourse.

"Hey yo, I think I see Mandy!"

Reply: "Mandy?"

"Yeah, Man Deeeez Nuts feel good on your chin"

by a testicle festival September 20, 2003

deez nuts

exchange student

Person 1: Yo you see tha hot new exchange student?
Person 2: Nah what's her name?
Person 1: Feelon
Person 2: Feelon what?
Person 1: Feelon DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUTSSSS

by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003

deez nutz

Two mysterious strangers

"Hey, did you see those two big guys "hangin' around" out front"

"Who?"

"Deeeeez Nutzzz!"

by Ace Greene January 10, 2004

deez nuts

1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.

"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."

by PMR February 25, 2003