Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

Declan Courtney-Drennan

A man with an over-sized Penis and overbearingly excessive in Bigdick Energy. This man has the biggest Penis in the world with it's own postcode and State give to it. Some other names given to him are: Big D, Fuckboi, Big daddy D, Deccy D, Deezy, Deco etc...

Person1 - Who's that big boy over there??
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!

by BigboiwithabigD March 25, 2019

Declan

A guy who deserves better. He will love you, even if he doesn't show it like others might. He's really admirable, and his future partner will be so lucky to have him. He's smart and open and genuine and kind, even if he doesn't believe it. He's out of your league, but he'll still talk to you. You'll want to be there for him always and help him through life's troubles. You'll want to keep him safe and happy and make him feel loved, because he deserves at least that. He gives good advice and raises your standards in a friend. He's not touchy, so you might not know how to show affection to him, but just showing him your appreciation and love might be enough. His presence will make you feel at ease. He's stressed and feels unworthy of you but he truly deserves the world. And for all this, he deserves better than he has.

Go check up on your friend Declan.

by solo tua November 11, 2022

declan

a very small willy

did you hear? he has a declan!

by goonergod34 April 29, 2025

Declan

The sweetest boy you'll ever meet and/or associate with. He is more than anything in this world, love is equivalent to the number of stars in the multiverse. He is just the dorkiest man you'll ever meet and he will light up your whole world with just his smile.

"Aw damn! Declan hasn't responded in a bit. Wonder what he's up to.."

by Strawberry.bruv May 27, 2019

Declan

Declan is that one weird kid that has only like 2 friends and is a weird ass kid but funny and hes that one kid that plays clash royals and and says black ops he is also very skinny

Hey wanna go talk to declan?

No fuck that loser

by Giviscjv March 11, 2022

Declan

a tall living chide that has a big mouth and thinks he's better than everyone else, but in reality he is retarded.

look at Declan he's as tall as his ego.

by yeet 696969 November 20, 2019