Dead 

Laughing so hard that one can hardly breathe. It also could mean that they really are dead and should be taken to the hospital...or just trying to get sum kitty ya know what I'm saying

Ja'tavious: Yo that joke was so funny I'm dead bruh.
Genisis: you jus tryna fuck but yea ik that was hella funny.
Ja'tavious: what so I can get yo num??
Genisis: yea, don't stop laughing at my jokes tho.

Dead by Meme.me_out January 13, 2020

dead 

dead. You don't live anymore

guy(1): is he dead?

guy(2): yup he is dead

dead by hehe barn February 13, 2020

Dead 

verb: first person singular, present tense

Its what happens to 3rd world females when they experience something embarassing or witness something hilarious.

(Mostly expressed in text messages)

ex.
"Omg becky told john I have a crush on him' im dead rn💀"
"That joke was hilarious im dead halalalala"

Dead by Jesus jerry curl February 21, 2020

Dead 

When someone or something dies

I think it’s dead

Dead by I think I’m dead March 14, 2020

Dead 

Someone who died.

He is dead.

Dead by SonikkuPlay March 14, 2020

Dead 

1) Another term for 'seriously' used mainly by New Yorkers.
2) We know what the actual term dead means this is urban dictionary shut the fuck up.

"I will dead drop these classes if this bitch assigns us another essay."

Dead by its cool bc im a whore April 29, 2020

Dead 

What Happens When You try to cut Karen in line at Walmart.

"That dude tried to cut me in line at walmart now he is dead" said Karen

Dead by Karen's Son April 30, 2020