daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.

From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."

by Mike the Ekim January 2, 2006

daughter

the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don't make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.

mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! I love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don't like my new boyfriend / husband / 'friend'? Go live with your father! You're just like him! I can't handle your smart mouth! Respect me!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!

by Invisigirl June 11, 2008

Darth Maul

When having sexual intercourse with two women, you put a strap-on on backwards and move in a pendulum motion, penetrating both of the women's anal canals.

"Hey what did you do with Ashley and Georgia"

"Dude, I Darth Mauled them"

"Nice, bro"

by Nipple421blezit July 3, 2014

dathan

a proper noun; In the bible Dathan was a levite who was part of the conspiracy against Moses; He was swallowed up by the earth and consumed by fire.

Holy Bible: Exodus; My Husband, Dathan Mooningham

by Amanda Mooningham September 3, 2003

mother/daughter

In movie making, one starts with a master shot, where the scene is shot from one, wide frame, so the flow and blocking can be determined, and shot again and again with ever tightening lenses, called " coverage ". When a loose shot of an actor is shot again but with a tight( close )lens, it is called a ' mother/daughter ' shot. ie: same thing, but tighter.

( 1st assistant director )" OK everybody ... printing 3 and 4 ... moving on ... mother/daughter on Sara ".

by Robert Scott April 21, 2008

Darth Malkor

He's a robot from TR who spends his whole life on a PC. Some say he is a robot. Others say he is a Sith Lord. If he ever happens to read this, I'll probably end up DDoS'd or banned. Or worse.

"My stalker level has increased by one"

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A DARTH MALKOR

by TheRealDefin0r December 7, 2011

a Darth Wind

Older than dirt.

Person A: damn that guy is really old
Person B: Yeah i know right?
Person A: Definitely a Darth Wind

by Mav4 September 10, 2011