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Date hair

Hair that is commonly slicked with a greasy additive and parted in the middle with the hair curling at the end. Used to impress in a date situation or when one is attired with one's "Sunday best."
Ed has nice date hair this evening. Is he going out?

Damn, Joey. That date hair looks like Ricky Ricardo had sex with a wet rat.
by Trihornasaurus April 18, 2005
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Double Date

(Noun)
A social engagement, like dinner, movies, etc., that two couples partake in.

A date that two couples go to.

(Verb: Double-date)
To partake in a double date.
(Noun)
"Hey, you want to take your boyfriend to a double date with me and my girlfriend?"

(Verb)
"Yeah, we double-dated with Nick and Maya, it was great."
by Nicktendo March 20, 2009
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mercy date

Going on a date with somebody because you feel sorry for them. Often a male on the rebound or a female one considered 'ugly'.

See also mercy sex, mercy jump, mercy fuck, pity sex
Donna saw how upset James was after Rachel dumped him, they ended up dating for a short while.

"Yeah. I felt sorry for her, and I didn't want to upset her. So I took her on a mercy date."
by Abitha-Evie July 5, 2006
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faux date

A date in which the guy pays for dinner and gets no ass.
Faux Dater: "I went on a faux date last night"
Friend: "How is your wallet?"
Faux Dater: "Empty"
Friend: "How is your nutsack?"
Faux Dater: "Full"
by Chadwyck April 17, 2008
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Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach
Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
by srav December 27, 2010
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Play Date

If you meet someone just to have sex
Hey babe wanna come over for a play Date
by Mingyourfling May 1, 2020
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Date Gape

Is a continued feeling of orifice openness that occurs after having a date with a partner involving willing and consensual anal or vaginal sex. Date Gape is the desirable feeling that one's arse or vagina is still open, throbbing and gaping after having ass wrecking and vajayjay pounding sex leaving one wide open and filled with pleasure. Date Gape can last up to 24-48 hours post coital activity.
After a wonderful evening out with her blind date, Tonya invited Blair back to her apartment. After some friendly foreplay, they went to the bedroom and engaged in several hours of anal and vaginal sex. Blair later went home and left Tonya in a euphoric state with Date Gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2015
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