danish croquette

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.

Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.

by GekkieNietGekkie May 31, 2019

Fariz Danish

sweet talker everyone loves him so much

even his ex could not move on even though she find someone who is more attractive then him
not so intelligent but very intelligent in making people laugh
he never hurt someone's feelings
he is a soft talker with a heart

salvia : I'm so scared,he will get angry
amin : don't worry he is fariz danish

by indigocyan August 28, 2019

Danish beads

Danish beads are wooden anal beads. That's it.

Forget silicone. Get you some Danish beads.

by Dirty Chaos! February 4, 2020

Danish headbutt

The only way to do a headbutt with a crate of beer in each hand.

Swede 1: "Han kom hit med en ölfat i varje hand, och han slog mig rakt ut." ("He came over with beerkeg in each hand and he knocked me right out.")

Swede 2: "Hur gjorde han det?" ("How did he do that?")

Swede 3: "Måste ha varit den berömda danska skallning antar jag." ("Must have been the renowned danish headbutt.")

by TheJyde February 17, 2020

Danish Oven

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.

I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...

by Betty Wight November 26, 2017

Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.

My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!

by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016

Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.

Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.

by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019