Danish CreamPie

A variation on 'cream pie', the danish CreamPie is when a women is on her period and man ejaculates inside and over of a the woman the vagina. Leaving her looking like a danish.

Fuck Man, I left her looking like a danish CreamPie.

by truthuman July 17, 2021

Danish rat

Lars Ulrich, drummer for the band Matellica.

Cliff: what’s wrong with Lars?

Kirk: He’s a gross ugly Danish rat.
James: Not gross or ugly but he’s my Danish rat!

by Rasbe May 02, 2023

Danish Oven

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.

I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...

by Betty Wight November 26, 2017

Chocolate Danish

The act of dipping two fingers in her pooper then directly into the snapper and subsequently forcing her to suck the fingers clean.

I got a blend of cummy shit sauce on my teeth when i made out with that one legged hooker after giving her the old chocolate danish.

by BroskibitieS June 10, 2018

Danish Donut

A group of three or more people in an anal fisting train while listening to the soundtrack of Call Me by Your Name.

He’s not gonna make it into work today. He was at the hostel last night having a danish donut with his friends.

by Donutoperator August 02, 2021

Cherry Danish

When a women is menstruating and a man ejaculates on her vagina and then licks it up.

I love the taste of my wife’s cherry danish.

by I love sailors March 09, 2023

Danish brunsviger

When you shit in your partners face while ejaculating

Why is your face brown?

Tim gave me the sickest danish brunsviger in the bathroom

by Danish brunsviger lover February 07, 2022