Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018

Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

Danish headbutt

The only way to do a headbutt with a crate of beer in each hand.

Swede 1: "Han kom hit med en ölfat i varje hand, och han slog mig rakt ut." ("He came over with beerkeg in each hand and he knocked me right out.")

Swede 2: "Hur gjorde han det?" ("How did he do that?")

Swede 3: "Måste ha varit den berömda danska skallning antar jag." ("Must have been the renowned danish headbutt.")

by TheJyde February 17, 2020

Danish rat

Lars Ulrich, drummer for the band Matellica.

Cliff: what’s wrong with Lars?

Kirk: He’s a gross ugly Danish rat.
James: Not gross or ugly but he’s my Danish rat!

by Rasbe May 1, 2023

Danish Donut

A group of three or more people in an anal fisting train while listening to the soundtrack of Call Me by Your Name.

He’s not gonna make it into work today. He was at the hostel last night having a danish donut with his friends.

by Donutoperator August 2, 2021

Danish Brunch

1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.

"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."

by Dan_tm April 24, 2022

Danish CreamPie

A variation on 'cream pie', the danish CreamPie is when a women is on her period and man ejaculates inside and over of a the woman the vagina. Leaving her looking like a danish.

Fuck Man, I left her looking like a danish CreamPie.

by truthuman July 17, 2021