Danish headbutt

The only way to do a headbutt with a crate of beer in each hand.

Swede 1: "Han kom hit med en ölfat i varje hand, och han slog mig rakt ut." ("He came over with beerkeg in each hand and he knocked me right out.")

Swede 2: "Hur gjorde han det?" ("How did he do that?")

Swede 3: "Måste ha varit den berömda danska skallning antar jag." ("Must have been the renowned danish headbutt.")

by TheJyde February 17, 2020

Danish rat

Lars Ulrich, drummer for the band Matellica.

Cliff: what’s wrong with Lars?

Kirk: He’s a gross ugly Danish rat.
James: Not gross or ugly but he’s my Danish rat!

by Rasbe May 1, 2023

Danish Donut

A group of three or more people in an anal fisting train while listening to the soundtrack of Call Me by Your Name.

He’s not gonna make it into work today. He was at the hostel last night having a danish donut with his friends.

by Donutoperator August 2, 2021

Danish billy

A dick

Matt put his Danish billy in my honey hole

by Brad nurmo January 7, 2022

danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend

Pippen is a danish priest

by HuaghHuaghHuagh October 1, 2015

Danish brunsviger

When you shit in your partners face while ejaculating

Why is your face brown?

Tim gave me the sickest danish brunsviger in the bathroom

by Danish brunsviger lover February 7, 2022

Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.

Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.

by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019