Crusty Pretzel

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.

Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".

by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022

Crusty donut

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.

Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 14, 2016

Crusty Musty

a name you call people to annoy the shit out of them.

"you're a crusty musty"
"shut up"
"no, you shut up you crusty musty"

or

"stop picking your nose crusty musty"

by xx_Maryannslover_xx February 15, 2012

Crusty Adams

A person that masturbates and doesn't wipe afterwards

"That guy is walking like a crusty adams...he probably wacks off and doesn't even wipe. that's how crusty he is!"

by Josh Rogers January 12, 2007

crusty clit

A female who has engaged in sexual intercourse and does not clean her genitalia afterward.

Your mother is a crusty clit bitch.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

crusty potato

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

by GozUnlimited March 30, 2016

Crusty sombrero

the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.

Why does her hair smell like that?

I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero

by KrazyEight May 12, 2010