Crippled GT

That person in a wheelchair who always runs your feet over at the most inconvinient time. Mainly occurs in a hallway at school or work.

Jeff: Oh shit watch your feet
Susan: What are you talking about
Jeff: Here comes the Crippled GT

by FCTSFunnyGuy January 9, 2010

crimp midget

a small child, or short gansta african american.

a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

Cripple toed

Referring to one who is absolutely inebriated and incoherent

Man did you see Billy last night at the bar?? He was cripple toed!!!

by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016

cripplefuck

when you lose your virginity in a wheelchair.

Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."

by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016

CrIpPLe GaNG

A Bahamian based gang that consist of ass eaters,retards, and at the same time most if them are dead inside.

Hey aint that CrIpPLe GaNG there, we should prepare thy ass now for what's to come.

by EndMySuffering-1 January 14, 2018

Cripes

When your English response to question 4 is like 2 lines

Oh, cripes I've run out of time!

by MagicalBacon May 6, 2018

Cripplejack

A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.

If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.

At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!

Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.

by Super Visible May 5, 2021