mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

Cramered

The equivlent to being f'd up.

" Man, that guy just cramered you!"

by J J mac October 13, 2009

Crapper

Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003

cricket caper

a sexual experience with an hot chick "cricket" that is not your wife or girlfriend. usualy a whore, stripper, or just a chick at the club

"we're goin out clubin tonight, im lookin for a cricket caper for the night"

by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 15, 2007

caraperro

Hacer algo de forma egoista o solitaria.

Beberse un katxi a caraperro es beberse un katxi sin compartirlo o con ansia.

by Shaka February 7, 2005

crapperjack

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

by James March 6, 2004

Craberanette

A person, usually female, who fingers him/herself under the covers.

Hopkins: Yo girl you are a major craberanette.

Hennifer: Sorry I am uncomfotable with people watching.

by Nicktheguy who knoes all March 29, 2005