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Cowboy Bebop 

It's basically an anime about 4 bounty hunters named Spike Spiegel, Faye Valentine, Jet Black and Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (felt I had to add the name) and their dog, Ein. The episodes have nothing to do with each other, but it is still good (those who think otherwise are narrow-minded asses). It's got violence, cursing, Mafias, music, everything! I seriously suggest finding out more about it via internet and watching it! The movie's good, too.
Cowboy Bebop is the finest anime series out there.
Cowboy Bebop by Elizabeth Reyes September 19, 2003

Cowboy Fuel 

Cowboy fuel is a name given to an alcoholic beverage which generally promotes cowboy like behavior.

The most renown cowboy fuel would be a Desperado, which is a tequila flavored beer.

cowboy fuel generally leads to the worst headache of your life and you feel very drained the next day, assuming you didn't get too pumped up and ended in the cells or A&E.
Guy1:Mate what on earth happened to you last night?

Guy2:Shh mind the head mate, must have been that cowboy fuel?

Guy1:I told you to lay of the cowboy fuel, remember what happened to Phil?

cowboy hard 

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.
Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.

Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard

Mike: *silence*

Cowboy Chemistry 

Methods applied in a chemistry laboratory setting that are intended to cut corners and save time. It is also done frequently in poorly funded laboratories due to lack of materials.

Some examples include:

Sparging a solvent for an air sensitive reaction for 30 minutes rather than the recommended 1.5-2 hours.
Rinsing used glassware once with an organic solvent and reusing.
Choosing an acid/base on the basis of availability, rather than literature precedence.
Preceding to the next synthetic step without thorough purification.

Negative root causes for adapting these methods are typically hunger, tiredness, laziness or depression. On the other hand, these methods are often efficiently applied by those who have achieved a well developed intuition for the chemistries.
"Dude I am so hungry, I'm just gunna cowboy chem this work-up so I can get some taco-bell before they close."

"I told Dr. ______ my reaction didn't work because the starting material was oxidized, but honestly I cowboy chem'd the work-up and I think I decomposed the product."

"Rules are made so that the less adept make as few mistakes as possible. If you're smart you can do some cowboy chemistry to save a lot of time and materials."

"How did you finish the synthesis that fast?" -- "Cowboy chemistry lol".
Cowboy Chemistry by hermite March 1, 2020

cowboy fever 

cowboy fever, also sometimes called "mad cowboy disease" refers to a group of people who are madly in love with cowboys– specifically michael nesmith and/or stephen stills. this illness is to not be taken lightly, as the causes and affects are irreversible. once one is stricken with cowboy fever, there is no turning back. they will now live and die for cowboys. common symptoms are obsessively talking about michael nesmith or stephen stills, having a camera roll filled with cowboy pictures, listening to country and/or folk rock. there are many other symptoms that begin to deteriorate ones mind, leaving them completely incapsulated by cowboys. NOTE: cowboy fever is extremely infectious!!
bella: MICHAEL NESMITH!?!>#@$?#>#$!#?!>$

mimi: wait what

val: oh she has cowboy fever

mimi: oh - uh shit i think i might be coming down with cowboy fever too ...
cowboy fever by cowboyfucker420 August 17, 2020

cowboy like me 

the best song ever written.
person 1: what's the best song ever?
person 2: obviously cowboy like me by taylor swift
person 1: you're so right. taste!
cowboy like me by ccccccc13 February 7, 2022