covfefe

That thing you say when you're in over your head and everyone on the planet knows it but you.

Despite all the negative covfefe.

by St James May 31, 2017

covfefe

Incompetent President of the United States

Donald Trump is a covfefe, as proven by his lack of understanding how to be POTUS.

by 000000robot May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Obscure form of Feudalism requiring the leader to be either a Narcissist or a Narcoleptic with a legendary "Great One" to arise every 10,000 years blessed with both traits.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe....Zzzzzzz.

-POTUS circa 2017

by Gimpygod May 31, 2017

Covfefe

A negative media response that occurs when a leader makes a decision which benefits the elite and corporate world while having utter disregard for public input and opinion.

FCC chairman, Ajit Pai, incited a media covfefe after pledging to destroy Net Neutrality.

by James king 23 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Distracting information, often false or downright nonsensical, fed to a population for the purpose of subversion. Associated with journalistic malpractice.

Years of covfefe in the press made it easy for the CIA to overthrow the democratically elected government.

Watergate was mostly covfefe.

by skelegate June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A coffee type drink that Republicans drink. It's considerably saltier than regular coffee because instead of water, we use the tears of Hillary Clinton and the Liberal media.

Every morning while sitting on my porch, I drink my Covfefe, read a book by Ann Coulter, and blast Rush Limbaugh on my radio.

by That's So Camille July 9, 2017

covfefe

When you make a mistake but then try to pretend that that's what you had meant to do the whole time.

Donald Trump: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Donald Trump, slightly later: "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe'??? Enjoy!

by ashmenon May 31, 2017