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Corporate Cockroach

Employee in large company deft in the art of not doing much at all. When the spotlight is turned on them, they work furiously and scramble to acomplish tasks quickly. As soon as attention turns away from them, they go back to their lazy ways and acomplish very little until the light is shown upon them again.
Man, that guy never does anything around here. He only gets busy when the boss is up his ass, which is rarely. he's such a corporate cockroach!
by Arch Stanton PA July 10, 2009
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corporate dollar

The "corporate dollar" stands for today's way of putting fast profit over quality and sustainability. If it doesn't pay out today, it'll be gone before tomorrow.
"I can't believe they cancelled Firefly. Don't they understand that it takes time to build up a franchise?"
"Yeah, it's all about fast and cheap. Blame the corporate dollar."

"Shareholders just care about the money in their pockets... everyone just cares about the money in their pockets!"

"Starship's We Built This City is considered the horrible sound of a band taking the corporate dollar while sneering at those who take the corporate dollar.”
by autor October 9, 2009
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corporate greed

Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:

Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
Due to corporate greed America is going to Hell in a handbasket!!!
by thedzone October 5, 2009
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corporation pop

"He had nothing in, I was sat drinking corporation pop all night."
by mick_aka October 28, 2007
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In corpore sano

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Good luck Kostrakta on Saturday in the final.
VOTE #24 FOR SERBIA ON SATURDAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
In corpore sano should win esc22.
by :|:|:|:|:|:||:|: May 12, 2022
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corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.
Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020
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