okolona corona

When a redneck, usually from Okolona, orders a Coors Light with a lime

JimBob at the end of the bar order an Okolona Corona.

by Jabba's Juggernaut January 5, 2008

Corona Calculus

When politicians enact unpopular, painful measures to reduce the number of Covid-19 infections and deaths, while tapping on the country’s financial reserves or borrowing money to procure as many vaccines, masks, ventilators, and PPEs for the population.

Had Donald J. Trump’s corona calculus been to minimize infection and death rather than scheme to reduce his business losses, and to maximize supplies of medical equipment and essential goods instead of benefiting himself and his cronies, he might still be serving a second term today.

by Fasters May 30, 2021

corona dick

when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.

Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.

by Tkashh April 26, 2020

Corona-assvirus

A disease associated to sticking a used, dirty bottle of Corona up your ass.

Juanita admitted she was quarantined for the Corona-assvirus after sticking a dirty beer bottle up her bung hole after misplacing her dildo.

by Vegas Blue February 29, 2020

corona shake

Any handshake-like greeting but while avoiding any physical contact, preferably with several yards of distance.

“The value of a firm corona shake cannot be exaggerated”

by swedish-phish March 9, 2020

corona grade

when your face-to-face classes are canceled due to the coronavirus outbreak and you have a midterm coming up. instead of taking your midterms in class you take it online where you can obviously google up answers; therefore getting a corona grade.

im so glad I on a corona grade on my midterm or I would have failed my calc class.

by Algorist March 13, 2020

corona chill

When you chill responsibly with the homies (less than ten homies, six feet apart, masks on) after having been in self-isolation for at least fourteen days.

"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I hung out with the homies."
"Wait, what?"
"Don't worry, my dude, we corona chilled. It followed all the CDC guidelines."

by kitchenproducts June 5, 2020