cooter butter

a build up of vaginal secretions/sweat/dead skin in the cooter region

after not bathing for a week, jane had a massive amount of cooter butter build up

by teamboo June 29, 2006

Cooter with teeth

The scariest and most dangerous thing a penis will *ever* encounter.

Also see cooter.

Shit, my wang got bit off by a cooter with teeth.

by Skrath May 06, 2004

Cooter Crickets

Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."

Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!

by ginger petunia November 30, 2003

Cooter Killer

When you are porking your girlfriend, you being on top her on the bottom, and you feel that special feeling like you have to blow a massive load. You quickly but skillfully go into a full fledged handstand and scream any word of your choice. We suggest; "Wooooo" or, "Hi-Yah!". Then as you are coming down, try your damnedest to get it back where you started. The success rate is very poor, but some manage to hit the love mitten. (95% miss, don't feel bad.) Finally, you kill the coot! Thus, the name being...DUN DUN DUN....The Cooter Killer.

CoReSaZ: With those free Trojans I got in the mail, man, I totally gave Fran the Cooter Killer!
B-Dizz: Right on!...Who in the hell is Fran?!
CoReSaZ: Sams mom :)...I wish :(

by Corey and Brendon March 24, 2008

cooter bone

Cooter Bone: a cooter bone is the part of a woman's pelvic bone that is behind to her cooter

That bitch pissed me off so bad I wanted to kick her in the cooter bone.

I was hitting that so hard last night I got a bruise from that girl's cooter bone.

by Samuel S. August 18, 2007

COOTER PUNCH

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.

WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.

by CHATCHER January 19, 2009

cooter booter

Similar to the cunt punt, a cooter booter is when you kick someone in the cooter because they have wronged you, pissed you off, or are a disgrace to humanity.

That bitch stole my parking spot, let's give her the cooter booter.

by AngelaMay blahhaha November 30, 2007