bollock chops

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

The Clops

‎*Feeney slang* "The Clops" - Named after the figure in Greek mythology the Cyclops, "The Clops" is when you unleash your man power in a girl's eye so hard she can see the tadpoles, and her eye stays red for many hours, making her close that eye, and walk around with only one eye open...like a Cyclops

Her mom wasn't happy. Her daughter came home with 'The Clops'

by Professor George Feeney October 22, 2011

plo chops

Blow jobs. Just imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger saying it.

Less go downtown an' get sohm plo chops.

by angry modem September 1, 2003

Off your chops

When one is
a) High
b) Drunk
c) Acting in a manner expected of retarded children or intelligent apes
d) Saying something very unintelligent

1) NO: I think you should ask out that chick
TW: You're Off your chops

JR: Look Terry's trying to jump off that roof
NO: Man, he's Off his chops

BK: Man what has Sunshine had to drink?
NO: I dunno, but he's off his chops

by Nick Ogden December 28, 2005

cooksource

To plagiarize without shame from an internet author, as Cooks Source online magazine did from Monica Gaudio. Cooks Source‘s October 2010 issue contained a copy of Gaudio's article "A Tale of Two Tarts," re-edited and named "As American As Apple Pie-Isn't."

The editor of Cooks Source, Judith Griggs, refused the Gaudio's request for an apology on Facebook, a printed apology in the magazine and $130 donation (which turns out to be about $0.10 per word of the original article) to be given to the Columbia School of Journalism.

You totally cooksourced that movie description from IMDB. We can't use it- they'd sue us!

by Valgirl November 6, 2010

Cooksey

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.

Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.

by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014