by Patatouille June 7, 2009
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by AlexeiD January 29, 2009
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1) Girls who indulge in girl on girl action when surrounded by girls only. Despite being hetero, they get their jollies the gay way, rather than have no action at all. Common in students at all girls boarding schools.
2) A girl who announces she's gay when being chatted up by a bloke she finds repellent.
3) The heterosexual emo females, who believe that gayness=coolness and therefore have all been gay/are currently gay/will be gay very soon but will embrace their genuine sexuality when that is in fashion.
2) A girl who announces she's gay when being chatted up by a bloke she finds repellent.
3) The heterosexual emo females, who believe that gayness=coolness and therefore have all been gay/are currently gay/will be gay very soon but will embrace their genuine sexuality when that is in fashion.
1) I first had sex when I was seventeen, if you don't count the two years in which I attended Roedean and was a convenient lesbian.
2) Phil decided to go home after being shot down by the fifth convenient lesbian of the night.
3) Those emo girls aren't actually gay, you know. They're just convenient lesbians. Next week they'll be into pre-op transexuals to coincide with the latest reality tv show.
2) Phil decided to go home after being shot down by the fifth convenient lesbian of the night.
3) Those emo girls aren't actually gay, you know. They're just convenient lesbians. Next week they'll be into pre-op transexuals to coincide with the latest reality tv show.
by MagickDio November 7, 2012
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by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020
Get the conversational onanist mug.When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.
You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.
by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009
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GUY: i think that if it was anyone else that i would get sick of it but theres just something about you that i think we could legit talk forever
GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist
GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist
by jon doen July 26, 2010
Get the conversationalist mug.When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.
Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?
Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.
Bryan:
You did last year.
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?
Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.
Bryan:
You did last year.
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