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Info Constipation

The inability to write or create outside of a given framework.
"I had all these ideas but couldn't put it on paper"

"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"
by Sir. KĀG January 24, 2024
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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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Ocular Constipation

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.
by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025
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Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.
Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.
by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025
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