Every accusation is a confession

"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."

Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

National confess to your crush Day

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒

"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"

"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."

by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.

Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.

by DT_S January 1, 2023

confess-baiting

when a character is about to confess, (usually in queerbaiting/queercoded/queer shows), but say some stupid shit instead.

guy character 1: i have to tell you something i never got to

guy character 2: what is it?

guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*

person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS

by TJLCASDFBNJAUYTGBHXNJK April 29, 2024

Confess

Do you expect Kendra to go and confess to molesting that retard?

Hym "What crime would I even confess to? Threatening to retaliate to communal psychological abuse, harassment, and doxxing campaign that started before I said anything to anyone? I'm not doing to let you rob into jail and the idea the I need to go to jail for speech you don't like OR be monitored, harassed, and preventing from suceeding is the most warp shit I've ever heard. If I do to jail it will be for child murder and if this is going to what YOU DO TO ME you're going to get exactly what you want."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Drill Confessions

Drill Confessions:
When UK drill rappers openly brag about real crimes—stabbings, shootings, murder, drugs, or gang activity—in lyrics, videos, or socials; basically pre-recorded self-snitching that doubles as free evidence for the police.

Example:
“Man thought he dropped a banger, but it was straight drill confessions—the police, judge, and jury loved it so much they sent him to jail.”

Lee: Bruv… I’m tellin’ ya, the UK police got a well easy job nowadays. They just go on that YouTube channel Grime Daily and pick who they’re gonna nick.

Frank:Some of these drill rappers don’t do themselves any favours, bruv. I call it drill confessions LOL.

Lee: Init! bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026