confessions bot

A popular Discord bot that allows users to hide behind anonymity and share their darkest secrets without anyone knowing who they are, unless they sell their soul and buy premium

User1: Hey have you checked out Confessions bot?
User2: No, what does it do?
User1: Allows people to make rude posts anonymously unless you buy premium!!

by randomubeditor June 17, 2024

Every accusation is a confession

"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."

Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

National confess to your crush Day

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒

"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"

"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."

by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

confess-baiting

when a character is about to confess, (usually in queerbaiting/queercoded/queer shows), but say some stupid shit instead.

guy character 1: i have to tell you something i never got to

guy character 2: what is it?

guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*

person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS

by TJLCASDFBNJAUYTGBHXNJK April 29, 2024

Confess

Do you expect Kendra to go and confess to molesting that retard?

Hym "What crime would I even confess to? Threatening to retaliate to communal psychological abuse, harassment, and doxxing campaign that started before I said anything to anyone? I'm not doing to let you rob into jail and the idea the I need to go to jail for speech you don't like OR be monitored, harassed, and preventing from suceeding is the most warp shit I've ever heard. If I do to jail it will be for child murder and if this is going to what YOU DO TO ME you're going to get exactly what you want."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024