Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011

thyroid condition

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"

I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.

by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018

air conditioning

What you use to be inconspicuous about talking about smoking marijuana after a party or event.

hey Tom, air conditioning soon?

by randogymbob April 12, 2022

beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.

Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless

by nishi06 July 12, 2011

Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

medical condition

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.

Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.

"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006