condom

A light inexpensive piece of rubber that fits over the penis, designed for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and/or the prevention of impregnation, during sexual intercourse. Strongly recommended by health professionals everywhere, this unique invention has still become widely un-popular in Australia and America.
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After a long night of slobbering over each other, Rick and Mary decided to go hard at it in the parklands. Condoms not being terribly trendy, Rick decided to continue without. Mary agreed and thought this was a smashing idea.

by Gay Sebastian May 5, 2005

condom roulette

sexual risk game, usually played by swinging couples. involves woman having sex with multiple partners, each using a condom selected randomly from a pool, the twist being that some of the condoms have been deliberately sabotaged to split, the woman being supposedly not on the pill and thereforer unprotected Sometimes played by bugchasing couples for a different effect.

My wife attended a condom roulette party last night, and two split on her. We are waiting to see if she is pregnant.

by jasonvalentine April 13, 2008

Condom puppet

This term is not unlike 'sock puppet' but with a more derisory tone, especially in Internet forums.
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Whereas a 'sock puppet' is someone who resorts to using several screen names in order to make himself appear as more than one person, affording the illusion of there being many more posters possessing of the same opinion, a 'condom puppet' on the other hand is someone who employs the same tactics but resorts to ad hominem attacks, crass insults and dismissals, repeating the same insults with each new screen name.
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A condom puppet will usually resort to employing the same list of screen names repeatedly in order to give the impression of there actually being a different person who uses only that screen name.

Ergo, a condom puppet is someone who's a mean, miserable little prick on the inside, and is totally artificial on the outside.
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The artificiality arrives from the condom: An artificial covering.

by Royal Scots Highlander June 23, 2009

Condom Ball

A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.

That was a great cheese sandwich, now who wants to play condom ball?

by Yo Blood July 2, 2010

condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.

Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.

by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014

condom cheese

The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.

That was a good fuck but now I have to wash this condom cheese off my crotch.

by Betty Parris April 21, 2017

Condom Fail

Jake paul

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail

by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020