Communist

Communism is the way that a society shall work. Communists believe that everyone will work till they half starve to death but it's okay because Stalin says so. It is the superior option to captalism and that is not an opinion, it is FACT

"Hey Comrades, I found this AK-47, we shall give to the rest of the world because communism

"I shared my Doritos at school, I am now true communist"
(Note: a Russian accent is required for the sentence above)

by Sosef Jalin June 1, 2018

Communist

A Communist is a person who believes in Communism. Where everything (mostly land and money) is equally distributed among the people and everyone is equal (no racial discrimination). Many people believe that all Communists are atheists but this NOT TRUE, some are highly spirtually.

The former U.S.S.R was a Communist country.
Lenin and Stalin were two Communists.

by RedRussian December 18, 2009

Communist

One who doesn't like space jam.

I don't think Michael Jordan saved the loony toons.

Yeah he did do you not like space jam you communist, anti-American?

by Guy Fieri is Jesus July 19, 2015

communist

A believer; specifically in a political-economic religion. Identical to fascist, fundamentalist, maoist, capitalist, banker. Believes most humans can contribute equally except those who contribute nothing, in which case they form the 'Blessed Leadership'.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.

Famous communist experiments in equality:
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 28, 2006

colonist

One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.

Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Communist

1)Barrack Obama
2)Joe Biden (Idiot)
3)Eric Holder
4)Timothy Geitner
5)Janet Napolitano
6)Nancy Pelosi
7)Ben Burnanke

And of Course... Van Jones the "Green Jobs Czar"

Person 1: "Oh, so did you hear Obama wants to host the Olympics in his hometown of Chicago?"

Person 2: "Yeah if I was an aspiring communist dictator I would like to make my hometown famous too"

by Blowbama October 8, 2009

Calmunist

A non-capitalism-supporting person who believes in living a quiet peaceful existence.

Russia is in a temperish uproar right now, so I dunno how they can call themselves "Calmunists".

by QuacksO January 8, 2020