Columbus Steamer

The act of getting simultaneously fucked by the NCAA and shit on by news sources around the world.
Jim Tressel resigning and Terrelle Pryor leaving are just the tip of the iceberg. Ohio State better get ready for the Columbus Steamer!
by the helicockter June 08, 2011
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Dirty Columbus

The act of having anal sex with someone who has never had anal sex before.
It was 2 am and she was a naive girl, drunk and willing try new things, so he suggested the dirty columbus.
by Smedley McScarja November 20, 2013
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Columbus Academy

Student 1: Hey mom can I practice driving on the way to school? Mom: Sure! Let’s hurry it up. Student 1: (Pulls up in carpool lane) Let’s stop here, when there are teachers waving me to move foward, and I am holding up the rest of the line. Just so me and my mother can switch seats, and the rest of the Columbus Academy community can hate me for a day!
by Cooltree497 September 06, 2021
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Christopher Columbus

When you take a monster shit and it touches dry land. i.e. the dry part of the toilet.
Dude I just dropped a Christopher Columbus in that bitches toilet. She's going to have to use the other end of the plunger to get that mother fucker down.
by Drew Pesak April 01, 2010
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Columbus Dap

Bashing a 40oz over the head of someone else.
You want the Columbus Dap asshole. Oh really? Cool. Well, then let me bust this bottle over your face.
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Columbus Acorn

Giving someone the Columbus Acorn means to grab and squeeze your ball sack, and then a guy puts his dick in the middle and fucks it.
He was being a douche, so I fucked him the Columbus Acorn way.
by Mike Posato December 11, 2008
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Christopher Columbus

A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2020
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