by ZeeGeek May 25, 2022
Get the Collegemug. It’s that magical place your parents tell you to go when you’re little or else you’ll be starving, broke, and homeless when you get older. When you get into college you realize it isn’t as amazing as everyone makes it out to be, and you just have to brave it out for the next ten years until you get a Masters or PhD, or try and go a different route and find work in a non-traditional career.
“My parents told me I have to go to college or else I’ll be living in a box under the freeway since no one will hire me.”
by TauKitty June 12, 2018
Get the Collegemug. Where everyone's a drunken whore bitch.
by cascat February 22, 2014
Get the Collegemug. by JohnSmith47 September 10, 2019
Get the Collegemug. A waste of time and money, and although still not lawfully mandatory, it is expected that one must go there in order to live a good life, when really it is just another excuse to drain all your resources and sanity there just to be accepted by the status quo.
college sucks.
by xacolmah February 3, 2018
Get the Collegemug. OMG Katie! That hot college party last night was totally unforgettable!! I can't remember a thing, I'm so hung over!!
by Garac October 15, 2006
Get the Collegemug. When you are chillin with a bunch of friends (which include girls) and you are going to wack off, but dont want to say it infront of the girls.
by Mansonk2 May 30, 2006
Get the college itmug.