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Coinstar Poor 

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.
Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.
Coinstar Poor by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010
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Coinstaring 

when you scour the house for coins in order to go to coinstar and exchange your coins for weed money
We are so poor we had to go coinstaring for weed money.
Coinstaring by mwillis March 21, 2010
Originally meant a money grubbing and fiscally unscrupulous individual, but has grown to encompass any kind of unpleasant individual or thing; used to describe an unacceptable state or condition.

V. To con or swindle, to make someone part with their money by the use of ruse and deception. Also used to describe an action that hurts the physical integrity of a thing or individual.
“You’re being a real Coinshine”
“You’re picking me up in that coinshine of a car?”
“I got coinshined out of my paycheck by that man”

“Can you quit coinshining my wall with that hammer?”
Coinshine by AK Deseret January 29, 2022

Coincitext 

When you and your buddy that you're chatting with/texting send something similar to each other at the same time.
Man I can't beleive we came up with the idea about burritos for dinner at the same time! COINCITEXT!
Coincitext by d$$$money March 10, 2011

Chinspank 

When you bite into something hot and cheesy, such as pizza or a sandwich, and the cheese layer slides off and smacks your chin and throat causing minor to severe burns.
Dude, that was some good pizza, but I ate it too fast and got a wicked chinspank.
Chinspank by Joyce Ummers January 8, 2019

Coin badger 

A latino women who wanders the casino aimlessly looking for coins left on a machine that are not hers..
If I meet one broke ass coin Badger again in Las Vegas looking for extra money on the machines I'm going to throw up
Coin badger by Vegasbadboy November 14, 2019
a YouTuber who posts TikTok Compilations of Yaoi and Boys Love content on their channel
cainsbf : a person who reads boys love