Clyde

Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)

God, you cant even do a clyde pushup? Thats pathetic

by DJ. EZ Rock March 22, 2009

bitchen clyde

nickname for Derik Wheeler.A woman loving faggot hater.

Bitchen Clyde will stomp a mudhole in your ass if you cross him.

by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004

Clydesdale Steamer

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010

Clyding

Clyding : verb the act of secluding and or covertly moving (ghosting) around your place of employment while accomplishing almost nothing for 8 hrs while clocked in and remaining gainful employment.

Clyding is usually accompanied by scowling and complaining threatening to quite ; and feeling of utter unhappiness.

Bob came in in a bad mood . Ugh he’s going to be clyding all day.

by CJ Mermaid October 12, 2020

clydey

Big man that gets all da bitches. (Gets women). Clydey can also reference a person with a large dong.

P1:Hey man I'm talking to this chick
P2: oh yeah bro thats great
P1: but shes also talking to this guy named clydey...
P2: damn bro u got no chance

by Big russian man May 31, 2021

Clodagh critters

A whiny Irish girl who has Critters crawling out of her pussy, usually is the worse drunk you could find.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT FILTHY COCKROACH CRAWLING OUT OF Clodagh's pussy omfg.

Clodagh critters... nuff said

by OMFGCRITTERS November 27, 2012

bonnie and clyde

When a girl and a guy clasp hands and jerk the guy's penis off.

Babe, you are really struggling with this hand job but i love you; let's bonnie and clyde this one.

by theragecage April 27, 2017