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cinnamon toast crunch

the best f*ckn manufactured cereal ever. period.
my friend almost suffocated because he couldn't stop to breathe while stuffing his mouth full of the shit. cinnamon toast crunch may even be considered better than sex. maybe...
by Mitchapalooza September 28, 2005
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Bust a crunch

To take a dump, bake a loaf, do a deuce. In plain English: to poop.
Hold on a minute guys, I gotta bust a crunch!
by Torrential Equilibrium October 23, 2005
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Chunchurria

Either the large or the small intestine of a pig. Considered by most to be the most revolting cuisine on earth, and because of this, many Colombians use the word as an offense.
Quitese de aqui Cari-Chunchurria! (Get out of here, Chunchurria face!) Uy no, como que usted no se ha bañado! Vaya a bañarse que huele a chunchurria! (Damn you smell like you haven't showered! Go take a shower, you smell like Chunchurria!)
by Zonja Mafioso August 12, 2011
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Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.
I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.
by Bamafan1 October 12, 2011
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Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle
When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008
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Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.
A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.
by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010
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Mud Clutch

The muscle in your ass that keeps you from shitting your pants while farting or straining
Don't let your mud clutch slip, you'll end up with a bacon strip
by stm2000 February 6, 2010
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