Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018
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Ass clown

A person whose a complete asshole but can be funny
I heard that kevin is a real ass clown. Hey do you know that ass clown that's in are class
by Mrk88 February 07, 2017
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Ass clown

A person that speaks nothing but absolute bullshit
Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown
by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022
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Ass Clown

GOP House Candidate Martin Hyde
Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.
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Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.
by GrooviGirl July 27, 2015
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Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.
Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"
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Ass Clown

A person who avoids responsibility. Doesn’t make any effort to better themselves. Very unreliable.
1: did Ass Clown get a car yet?
2: no
by SnuppPup July 06, 2022
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