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Portuguese House Cleaner

An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.
Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!
by winnberg June 16, 2011
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Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.
Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.
by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006
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carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum
she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner
by brian December 22, 2003
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Street Cleaner

The act of picking up a homeless man and eating his ass while he fucks your wife.
I scored the best street cleaner last night when I picked up Harry the homeless guy and ate the corn out of his ass while he banged Debbie.
by Cum Cracker December 23, 2017
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one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.
Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.
by finishhim May 25, 2011
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pipe cleaner

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...
That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....
by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008
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Vacuum and Cleaner

1.the bestest friends no matter what they go through

2.the coolest pair of people you will ever meet

3. aka Melena and Chick
aka Freak Show Co-Hosts
aka PERFECTION
"OMG!!! they are ALMOST Vacuum and Cleaner, the only reason i know they arent is because Vacuum and Cleaner and often imitated, yet NEVER duplicated"
by mhsno October 21, 2008
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