Chode

Simon Williams

Have you seen that Simon Williams, what a chode

by Dixie McCluskey September 2, 2019

chode

small ass dick

damn your dicks a chode. It’s as big as keegan’s.

by chodeboy11 May 15, 2018

chode

a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has a chode

by momo1021 September 23, 2017

chode

a penis wider than it is thick; wide thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has the smallest chode ever

by momo1021 September 23, 2017

Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

chode

a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.

joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.

by Richard Crout March 4, 2017