choad

A penis (cock) fatter than it is long; an utterly useless thing that no one could be proud of.

'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'

or

P Diddy is a choad.

or

'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'

or

Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.

or

He came to think of his choad as his off button.

by beakface June 19, 2010

Chody

When you combine Chad with Cody which becomes Chody.

Chad + Cody = Chody

by CHA October 11, 2013

choad

youngsun won

i know a choad and his name is youngsun won, his penis is fatter than it is long.

by mr. ike December 15, 2010

Choad

Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.

Dude look at that choad!
Yeah he's such a douche.

by frederick archebald October 8, 2011

choaderific

Someone who is lame, usually applied to frat types and the people who love them. You can be a choadie, a choadette or choaderific.

"Remember that short annoying boy at my party with the hair?"
"SEAN SHOTGUN." (choaderific)

by Malcolm D November 11, 2006

choad yodel

!. The sound one makes when one opens their mouth and is instantly transformed into a choad
2. "choadelodelay-hee-hoo!"

everyone in the room thought melvin was an alright guy cuz he didnt say much, but then he had a couple beers and belted out some choad yodels...

by beatrix farthingay September 28, 2011

Choad (aka taint meat)

meat btween a male species balls and brown eye, and btween females kitty and hershey highway

1. that mustve hurt ,being kicked in the choad.
2. Dont be such a choad.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003