Chipotle

The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink

Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?

by Big docked man August 18, 2019

Chipotle

It’s like subway but for Mexican food

ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos

by Ryanvriends July 9, 2019

Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!

Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!

by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021

Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"

"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023

Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.

I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.

by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012

chipotle bag

someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)

"you're my first chipotle bag"

by gayratz April 7, 2024