Booty Clapping

When a thick buttocked woman twerks so hard that her butt cheeks slap together creating a clapping noise. Booty clapping can also be considered a type of exotic dance in some cultures.

Shaqueefa was booty clapping on stage so hard you could hear the slap over the music.

by Vaimaster7 October 23, 2020

pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!

by Kevin Tracy August 6, 2007

nuts on the chopping block

to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.

I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.

by jilm January 12, 2017

One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.

“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”

by Filthclub July 10, 2010

high capping

Lying to the third degree ; No possibility of the truth

The Sky is green "Bruh you high capping!"

by LilWazzOnthaBeat June 19, 2016

Clapping Your Ass Cheeks

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.

“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”

by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019

chopping down

having sex with.

That dude has been chopping down that girl since last year.

OR

That dude was choppin it down with her on the down low.

by MISSangela July 19, 2011