capped

to be shot.

"man that dumb ass was talkin shit so i just whipped out my pistol and capped that mutha fuka!"

by drew_meister March 19, 2003

Dave Chappelle

Quite possibly the funniest man alive right now.

GGGG get yo ass in the car!

by Adrian January 17, 2005

Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

chepped

person who cockblocks

i just got chepped

by saspan March 10, 2010

Chopped the loaf

When some one does something idiotic, forgetful, or stupid.

Damn dude, Stacy really chopped the loaf on that science exam

by Gilchrispy December 18, 2012

chopped mcdonalds

unbelieveably stupid. so stupid unbelieveably is spelt wrong.

Evan, you are absolute chopped mcdonalds! Why would you do that?!

by dicedmcdonalds August 27, 2018

dave chappelle

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious

some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006