caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016

Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.

Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

by Darkman142 May 17, 2018

Caveman music

The sound of thousands of nipples clanking together in furious glory

Individual #1: Hey bro, have you heard the new caveman music album?
Individual#2:No, I didn't!
Individual#1: It's lit fam!!!44!14!!!

by rkweakfoef July 14, 2017

Beastly Caveman

A caveman who lives the most luxurious and boujee life most commonly referred to as An Duc.

An Duc is a beastly caveman

by Caveman Diaries May 30, 2018

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

Caveman

A person who is dumb at using technology in minecraft.

Nick is a fucking caveman at using tech mods in minecraft.

by kratos555 June 12, 2018

caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

by Kyomado June 28, 2022