Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online

15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman

by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022

Spicy cardboard

Typically known as acid or tabs spicy cardboard is an upbeat and trendy way to discreetly tell your friends you’re going on an acid trip.

Hey bruh. Rip me off a tab of that spicy cardboard and let’s talk to some trees

by The urban Farmer 👩‍🌾 May 26, 2022

cardboard balls

When you initially go balls to the wall but last second pussy out of it.

I'm going for it, I'm going for it, balls to the wall!
Actually I won't. I've got cardboard balls!

by julians96 January 22, 2025

Triple Cardboard

A way to describe an album or piece of music that didn't sell or stream well, listened to by very few people. In other words, a flop.

Ever since the beef, everything Drake drops has been going triple cardboard.

by anonymous March 4, 2025

Cardboard Elves

Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.

Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!

by yes?no..maybe March 8, 2011

Cardboard

a cool person that is a lonely fucker that sometimes text me at 11 at night for some reason but they are cool ig

cardboard is my friend sometimes it a pain in the ass

by Insanitybzv2 May 3, 2021

cardboard tube samurai

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.

by angry s March 8, 2003