" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps
Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.
Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*
by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.
by angry s March 8, 2003

A way to describe something that flopped/failed to make any money. The reverse version of triple platinum.
“I’m proudly announcing Creator Clash 3!”
“What the fuck? Why did you do another one if the last one went triple cardboard?”
“What the fuck? Why did you do another one if the last one went triple cardboard?”
by waterpark37 April 29, 2025

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023

Someone who is completely obsessed with cardboard and uses it as much as humanly possible, even going to the lengths of stealing cardboard just to get more of it.
"Did you hear what Jennie did?"
"No, what did she do?"
"I heard she stole cardboard from her neighbor, what a Cardboard Slut."
"No, what did she do?"
"I heard she stole cardboard from her neighbor, what a Cardboard Slut."
by Leonardo da Bakugou May 17, 2020
